safaribrowser:

emoij:

when your friend has a really shitty opinion 

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When your significant other chooses a bee over you

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(Source: emoij, via ruinedchildhood)

stegosarah:

anepictimelord:

stegosarah:

If you ever feel like you’ve fucked up just remember that a whole TEAM of people designed this cash machine to be 15 inches off the ground and no one along the way thought ‘maybe this has a design flaw’

"Cash machine"

Yes. Here in the UK people call them cash machines, I know that’s an odd concept to get your head around but I think together we can do it

(via social-interaction-denied)

femtenn:

Found this in a plant catalog and couldn’t stop laughing

(via social-interaction-denied)

sniffing:

when you’re starving and a friend offers you a piece of their food

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(via onlylolgifs)

let me introduce myself

1. the meaning behind my url
2. a picture of me
3. tattoos i have
4. last time i cried and why
5. piercings i have
6. favorite band
7. biggest turn off(s)
8. top 5 (insert subject)
9. tattoos i want
10. biggest turn on(s)
11. age
12. ideas of a perfect date
13. life goal(s)
14. piercings i want
15. relationship status
16. favorite movie
17. a fact about my life
18. phobia
19. middle name
20. anything you want to ask

(Source: novltea, via notdead-letshavedinner)

(Source: ferroseed, via recklessisawreck)

prestoflauto:

this is literally what I do though

(Source: king-of-derptown, via notdead-letshavedinner)

ven0moth:

caterpillars have the ideal life. they eat a lot and then sleep for a while and wake up beautiful.

(via ohmaliciousme)

jesuschristvevo:

do dogs think in barks

(via ohmaliciousme)

nadiakhun:

Both describes me really well

(via notdead-letshavedinner)