Made progress on my Ace cosplay today by dyeing the shorts from white to black! They turned out perfectly!

xclockworkresonancex:

rpg2692:

ammnontet:

noahtheskeleton:

Drew on my hand today

borderhands

the hands among us

The walking hands

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carpaydiem:

it sucks when you have a bad teacher for a subject you’re genuinely interested in

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frerardruinedmylife:

adiostoreadumb:

SO WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE AN ALL SCHOOL ASSEMBLY ABOUT GLOBAL STUFF BUT IT WAS A TRAP AND THE TEACHERS FLASHMOBBED US AND THE HEAD OF THE MATH DEPARTMENT JUST ZIPLINED OVER THE CROWD AND THREW CANDY OH MY FUCKING GOD

WHAT TYPE OF SCHOOL DO YOU EVEN GO TO??

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clintbarthon:

damnnlyssa:

before and after injecting 1 meth

(Source: doritodictator, via jaspervalentine)

spookumber:

when the smash game is lagging but you keep playing anyway so you dont get penalized

image

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freshprinceofthefayz:

fangpants:

best part is that it’s even scarier when they lift the cup and nothing is there and they think it got out

i think you need a nap satan

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strawberries-in-the-shire:

Needed this today

(Source: neosage, via pumpkapeekaboo)

emir-dynamite:

sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”

“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

"What’s our stop?"

"You’ll get off when I tell you to."

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unclefather:

i could hear the dolphin noises in my head

(Source: pinkmanjesse, via ruinedchildhood)